Hmmmmm.....

"Nude gardener sows seeds of discontent around neighborhood"

Those were the headlines on page two of my newspaper today right next to the story about Britney Spears having to give up custody of her sons.

Hmmmmm....

It must be a slow news day today as far as important things going on in the world.

Back to the nude gardener...

So, this 56 year old NUT CASE gentleman enjoys mowing his lawn and working in his garden totally nude.

The neighbors in this Happy Vally, Oregon, community aren't very happy about it. In fact, they are very offended. So, they have scheduled a public meeting in order to propose outlawing "nudity visible from public locations".

But, there seems to be a glitch in this proposal in that Oregon law does not "...prohibit nudity on private property unless the exposure is sexual..."

The way I see it, if he keeps this up, his thumb won't be the only body part that is green. What is this guy thinking? Why not just walk around nude inside his house when he waters his indoor plants?

I'm all for personal freedoms....but...

Hey, even Adam wore a fig leaf!

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