Cha ching!

First it was having the dentist tell me that I needed four crowns in my mouth replaced...cha ching!

Then it was the plumber who tried to fix my leaking commode upstairs...cha ching!

Then it was the very same plumber who had to replace my commode when he cracked it...cha ching!

Then it was the plumber who told me that I needed to call the septic tank people about the washing machine water coming up through my downstairs commode...cha ching!

Then it was the septic tank people who told me that I had a field line problem....cha ching!

Then it was the field line specialists who tore up a large section of my backyard-including my sprinkler system....cha ching!

Then it was the sprinkler system people who said that it was going to take two men all day long to redo my damaged sprinkler system....cha ching!

The it was the yard man who found an outside faucet leaking water all around....cha ching!

Then it was the electrician who came to check out some non-working outlets and found that my wiring outside needed to be dug up and replaced....cha ching!

OK. Who's next?

You will have to take a number and stand in line...

Where are those real money trees when one needs them?

Aaaack.